From the recording SOUP
Lyrics
Go to the flash and we do the flash
I was at the store and I got the restaurant
I was at the…..
(it’s okay man, you can take it from the top again, go ahead)
Went to the movie theater, saw a movie
It’s 2020, yeah I can’t go outside, it’s 2020 yeah I gotta stay inside
(unintelligible)
I can rap, I can rap
I can rap, cat in the hat
Cat in the hat got a bear in his ass
You know where to find me, just call me real fast
I’ll come in last place, I’ll come in last
I know how to rap, I know how to rap.
No you don’t, I know how to rap (whatcha know about rap)
Making marijuana dinner soup
Everyday I’m cooking in that fucking tomato sauce
It’s the spiciest, I mix with sriracha to make it nastier
Just like my day, it’s been pretty frosty
You know I’m swatting the flies
If you’re gonna make music get your sound space
If you’re gonna make music get your sound straight
If you’re gonna make music better not be gay
Okay, that was a little homophobic.
I apologize, I retreat, uhh
I take back what I just said
Man I get a little bit of head, uh
Every now and then
Every now and then
Forgot to take my meds
Yeah we in the stew when we rappin’
Snappin’ like a T
Got stung by a bee
Now I’m swollen
Rodney Mollen, on a skateboard
SKATEBOARDING HOOLIGANS
EVERYBODY MOVE NOW
MR. NIXON’S APPROACHING
Presidential flow I’m Nixon
Yeah yo girl she a vixen
Took her to the presidential house and I took her out
Yeah and I got it real sticky
Ooh yeah now it’s sticky
Yeah I’m kinda, I’m kinda tricky
Aye Mr. Prez, lemme get a verse (Rufus)
Yeah I never really rehearse
I just get on the mic and I speak
Speaking my mind every day of the week
Yeah I got it all on repeat
I been workin every single day
This was in a whole entire week
I been practicing about 7 days, man I been rappin for about 3
Whole time I been locked inside man I can’t get nothin good to eat
So i came in the easy mac
I came in with the easy mac
And now yo feet’ll tap
now yo feet’ll tap
Ooh! And your feet are tappin
(they sure is tappin)
And if ya didn’t know, now ya know.